relocate: (flashing)
𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊. ([personal profile] relocate) wrote in [community profile] lactokinesis2012-01-17 03:48 pm

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[ to say nikki is pleased is an understatement. she's dead. what was the point of getting a heart if it was to stop beating a few months later?

she's lingering. she's still hovering on earth as a ghost, and some shit is going to go down. she may not have precognition, but nikki's smarter than she looks. she wants to tell curtis and the gang that they need better powers; they need some sense, and they need to make sure rudy doesn't fuck things up for them.

she doesn't even know how she becomes corporealised when she's walking near her flat. she's nowhere near the community centre when the medium calls forth the spirits from the other side; perhaps it's because she has so much invested in the people there, or maybe it's because she has serious unfinished business to attend to, or maybe it's just because his power extends to every corner of england. she doesn't know and she doesn't really care. no one in this damn place knows how their power works.

no one is around to notice her. she walks around aimlessly, looking for someone. anyone. she really wants to run into one of her friends if she can. that way, she can get straight down to business, tie up loose threads, be bitter, and move the fuck on.

it was fucking boring being dead.
]
realitywarping: (talking)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-16 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[What? No. He's usually very observant.]

Too bad. You don't even get to throw shit at the walls, or anything? I always thought that was how ghosts got by without wanting to slit their throats again.
realitywarping: (the kid shits himself more than I do)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-23 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[What oncoming headslap?]

I never said it was great. I said it sounded boring just a minute ago. I thought you were dead, not deaf.
realitywarping: (maths is hard)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-26 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ow! [His hand flies up to clutch at his face. He looks thoroughly offended.] Jesus...

I wasn't even insulting you. [Well... okay. Maybe a little.]
realitywarping: (did you know there's no 7 on a dice?)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-04-04 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
How would I know where he is. I just got back.
realitywarping: (the kid shits himself more than I do)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-04-08 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
I've just spent fuck knows how long in some jail in Vegas. Don't you think you should be cutting me a little slack here?
realitywarping: (that's pretty weird)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-04-08 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
When did I say it was worse? I just think you're being a little harsh given the circumstances.

I'm on the run from the cops in a country where the death penalty is legal, and I have a kid and a girlfriend to look out for. Those are sort of my priorities right now.
realitywarping: (thinky face)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-04-21 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully. Technically I don't think I should be getting it for being a conman, anyway, but you can never be too sure with Americans. I figured it was better to get out of there while I still could.
realitywarping: (whoops)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-04-24 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought Barry would. If I'd known he wasn't going to pick up his phone I wouldn't have wasted my one call on him.

I had no choice but to walk out.
realitywarping: (did you know there's no 7 on a dice?)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-05-21 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. How else do you expect me to raise my family?
realitywarping: (that's pretty weird)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-06-05 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. That explains that big, long line of girls I had queuing up for me all Christmas.
realitywarping: (talking)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-06-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No. This is me being sarcastic.
realitywarping: (the kid shits himself more than I do)

[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-07-15 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Nikki, stop being a dick. This is your boy here. The man of your dreams.]

When am I ever a royal twat? [Wait.] Don't answer that.